1: My idea of a healthy dinner for small children is not "acceptable" in many households. It's ice cream. Not the souls of deceased pets.
2: Listening to Green Day makes me want to start a revolution!
3: I aspire to be as cool and confident as Hayley Williams one day, more dreams that I will never accomplish because I'm lazy.
4: I don't suck at writing uplifting posts as much as I thought since the feedback from Shut Up And Eat That Slice Of Cake was wonderful, thank you all.
5: I found the post that describes my entire life.
6: I can't even understand what I'm talking about sometimes.
7: Once you get over the taste of blood in your mouth, running isn't that bad.
8: My neighbors are Satans offspring.
9: If you start to grow out your faux hawk you will look like Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber.
10: I can't afford to like anymore bands, if I like anymore I'll end up broke and living in a ditch.